DISCLAIMER: Everything that is striked is a typo and/or fictional, so please don’t pay attention to it 
Who am I?
My name is XXX. I am XXX years old, I live in XXX and I’m what some people might call a “computer geek”.
In-real-life I study and own a web development studio. Online I’m a well known white hat SEO. You can find me at v7n, threadwatch, webmasterworld, digitalpoint and reading stuff from blogs like personified, copyblogger & seomoz (In fact I’m a moderator at one or two of those forums!) I love to help newbie’s on forums, movies and long walks on the beach… I have an “evil” alter ego called FuckingPirate.
FuckingPirate loves racking, warez, black hat stuff and general mayhem 
FuckingPirate hangs out at IRC and spends all his bandwidth downloading torrents and yet-another asian porn video. As you might noticed, this site to my dark side…
What I’m going to do?
I’m going to crack all the SEO related sites/blogs/forums that I can… Maybe once in a while a non-SEO site will slip into the list but what the hell! Who cares anyways?
I will publish here detailed information on how I did it and maybe the juicy stuff that I find on their sites - Backups, sql dumps, secret stuff… who knows
Actually no, I’m so sorry that was my WH side speaking… I will not publish the juicy stuff, I will trade it for stuff that I need & e-gold. If the owner acts like a biatch, the juice will end up at the little green demon
Why I’m doing this?
1. Because I want
2. Because I can
3. Because lately the SEO industry is LAME and BORING - Want a proof of that?
- The SEO industry is just a bunch of self-proclaimed gurus making more money from their “guru” status than from SEO.
- The blogsphere (God I hate that word) is filled with countless “SEO blogs” syndicating what other “SEO blog” syndicated from another “SEO blog” that syndicated some bullshit guru.
- The most insightful and fun thing that has happened recently in the SEO industry (and anyways It was a looong time ago!) was the freaking search engine spammer who indexed billions of pages in Google thanks to a bug in Blogger, some DNS wildcards and a PHP content generator. Oh boy, people over webmasterwold and digitalpoint where going crazy about it!. So I’m about to bring back some fun to your lives…
When will I start?
As we speak…
The list
www.mattcutts.com – Mess with the best, die like the rest? He scares me… Just typing his site in this list makes me tremble
www.spamhuntress.com – That bitch needs some AdultFriendFinder love ASAP!
www.shoemoney.com – A bald “guru”, he is like the Buda of the SEO “gurus” (See eliteretreat.info)
www.pronetadvertising.com
www.forumtrends.com
www.askdavetaylor.com
ha.ckers.org – The hardest one of the list. Hats off to RSnake and iD!
www.v7n.com - Actually I’m just going to target blog.v7n.com and their forums
forums.digitalpoint.com – Hard
www.webmasterworld.com – They have the ugliest backend (and forum!) I’ve seen in my life
www.seoblackhat.com – The blog and the private forums (I help out n00bs over there once in a while)
www.boogybonbon.com
www.syndk8.com
www.stuntdubl.com
www.wolf-howl.com
www.seopedia.com
www.digg.com – I’m not aiming for a deface; rather I will find & release ways to game their “democratic” system (This will make happy some webmasters out there)
www.techcrunch.com – Had access to their server until they updated their stuff. This is the biggest target on the list…
www.johnchow.com – Dude wtf?! You came out of the blur and now your blog is everywhere
www.seobook.com – Your book is not that good anyways so get lost…
www.pearsonified.com
Don’t feel unimportant if your site is not listed here, more and more sites will be added gradually
DISCLAIMER II: This is just a 2 am draft, more sites and info will be posted eventually…
DISCLAIMER III: My WH alter ego believes in freedom of speech and all that shit… NOT me. FuckingPirate is a nazi comment moderator. Here are some simple rules regarding comments and emails:
- If I don’t consider your comment intelligent, it will not be published.
- If you can’t speak your native tongue correctly, I will press the delete button faster than a Digger digging the first Apple story he sees (AKA - No lol or 16 year old girl slang)
- Keep in mind that you are here to read MY stuff. Nobody (and I mean nobody!) cares what you have to say, so no essay-sized-comments or emails, I will not even bother on reading them, again I will delete them faster than a Digger digging Apple.
